***This is an x-ray of Todd Fedoruk's face. Todd plays in the NHL. Note the titanium plates throughout and the posts where three of his front teeth should be. Scroll to the bottom if you'd like to see how Todd's face ended up like that.***
Sticking with the sports theme, we all knew Mark McGwire was more juiced than Newton, but we all owe him a big round of thanks for clearing up that all those big, fat, juicy home runs he hit were entirely the result of natural talent, not steroids. Let's ask someone else about that, say, Charles Yesalis, professor emeritus at Penn State and one of the country's foremost experts on steroids (AP). "If you have that God-given skill of hitting 100-mph fastaballs, and curveballs, and then you make that person bigger . . . take Bambi and Godzilla with the same skill level, who's going to hit the ball better?"
Of course, all this is Bud Selig's fault, probably the Player's Union too, for if baseball players would have been required to pee in a cup much sooner, none of this would've happened.
Speaking of urine, I was at the nice little coffee shop a couple blocks from my house yesterday, took a trip to the restroom, and some fine gentleman had pee'd all over the toilet seat--like, where a person sits down. I didn't have to sit but of course thought this sucked, especially since shop owner Steve had been savvy enough to install a little urinal in the restroom, so guys wouldn't pee on the toilet seat! So, not only did the perp pee with the seat down and all over it, he did so in a single-person bathroom that had a urinal two feet away. Are we in Wisconsin???
Speaking of Wisconsin, the Packers are idle this weekend. And the next. And the next . . .
Night night. Oh, don't forget to watch Todd Fedoruk fight.
Update: The Fedoruk fight is so gnarly, you can only watch it on YouTube 🤷,
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